Terms & Conditions

Last Updated: January 1, 2024  ·  Ineffable Syndicate LLC  ·  707 Union Avenue, Elizabeth, NJ 07208

Acceptance of Terms

These Terms and Conditions ("Terms") govern your use of the website located at ineffablesyndicate.com (the "Site") and your interactions with Ineffable Syndicate LLC ("Company," "we," "our," or "us"), a direct business lender incorporated in the State of New Jersey (EIN: 39-4409496).

By accessing or using our Site, submitting a funding application, or communicating with us via any channel, you agree to be bound by these Terms and our Privacy Policy, which is incorporated herein by reference. If you do not agree with these Terms, please do not use our Site or services.

We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Continued use of the Site following any modifications constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.

Description of Services

Ineffable Syndicate LLC provides direct business lending and funding services to qualifying businesses operating in the United States. Our services include, but are not limited to: working capital loans, revenue-based financing, equipment financing, business lines of credit, and invoice financing.

The information provided on this Site is for general informational purposes only and does not constitute a commitment to lend. All funding is subject to underwriting review, approval, and execution of formal loan documentation. Actual terms — including amounts, rates, and repayment structures — are determined on a case-by-case basis and may differ from any general descriptions on this Site.

Eligibility

To apply for business funding through Ineffable Syndicate LLC, you represent and warrant that:

  • You are at least 18 years of age and legally authorized to act on behalf of the business
  • Your business is a legally registered entity operating in the United States
  • All information provided in your application is accurate, complete, and not misleading
  • You have the authority to execute financial agreements on behalf of your business
  • Your business activities are lawful under applicable federal, state, and local law

Application & No Commitment to Lend

Submission of a funding application does not create any obligation on the part of Ineffable Syndicate LLC to provide financing. We reserve the right to decline any application at our sole discretion without being required to provide a reason.

An offer of funding, if made, will be presented in writing and will constitute a formal term sheet or commitment letter subject to the conditions set forth therein. No funding is considered approved until a definitive written agreement has been executed by authorized representatives of both parties.

SMS & Text Message Terms

SMS Program Terms

By opting into our SMS program through our contact form, you agree to receive recurring marketing and promotional SMS/MMS text messages from Ineffable Syndicate LLC using an automated telephone dialing system (ATDS). These messages may include information about our funding products, application status updates, promotional offers, and other financial services communications.

Message Frequency: Message frequency varies; you may receive up to 4 messages per month. The exact number of messages may vary based on your engagement with our services.

Message and Data Rates: Message and data rates may apply. Please contact your mobile carrier for details regarding your plan's messaging and data charges.

Opt-Out: Reply STOP to opt out of SMS messages at any time. Upon receipt of your STOP message, we will send one final confirmation message and you will receive no further SMS communications from this program.

Help: Reply HELP for assistance regarding our SMS program. You may also contact us at john@ineffablesyndicate.com.

Consent is NOT a condition of purchase. Your consent to receive SMS communications is not required to apply for, receive, or be eligible for any business funding from Ineffable Syndicate LLC.

Mobile information, including SMS opt-in data and consent records, will not be shared with third parties for marketing or promotional purposes.

Intellectual Property

All content on this Site — including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, icons, images, and the overall design — is the property of Ineffable Syndicate LLC or its content suppliers and is protected by applicable intellectual property laws.

You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, create derivative works from, publicly display, transmit, or otherwise exploit any content from this Site without our prior written consent, except for personal, non-commercial use in accordance with these Terms.

Prohibited Uses

You agree not to use this Site or our services for any unlawful purpose, or in any manner that could damage, disable, overburden, or impair our systems. Prohibited uses include:

  • Submitting false, misleading, or fraudulent application information
  • Unauthorized access to or interference with our systems or networks
  • Scraping, harvesting, or collecting data from our Site without authorization
  • Transmitting malicious code, viruses, or other harmful software
  • Impersonating any person, company, or entity
  • Using our Site for any purpose that violates applicable federal, state, or local law

Disclaimer of Warranties

THIS SITE AND ITS CONTENT ARE PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT.

We do not warrant that the Site will be uninterrupted, error-free, or free of viruses or other harmful components. We do not warrant the accuracy, completeness, or timeliness of any information on the Site.

Limitation of Liability

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, INEFFABLE SYNDICATE LLC SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO YOUR USE OF THIS SITE OR OUR SERVICES, EVEN IF WE HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

Our total liability to you for any claim arising from these Terms or your use of the Site shall not exceed the amount, if any, paid by you to us in the twelve (12) months preceding the claim.

Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Ineffable Syndicate LLC and its members, officers, employees, and agents from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, and expenses — including reasonable attorneys' fees — arising out of or related to your use of the Site, your application, or your violation of these Terms.

Governing Law & Dispute Resolution

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of New Jersey, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

Any dispute arising out of or relating to these Terms or your use of the Site shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the state and federal courts located in Union County, New Jersey. You hereby consent to the personal jurisdiction of such courts.

Severability & Entire Agreement

If any provision of these Terms is found to be invalid or unenforceable, the remaining provisions shall continue in full force and effect. These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy, constitute the entire agreement between you and Ineffable Syndicate LLC with respect to your use of the Site and supersede all prior agreements or understandings.

Contact Information

Questions regarding these Terms and Conditions should be directed to:

Ineffable Syndicate LLC
707 Union Avenue, Elizabeth, NJ 07208
Email: john@ineffablesyndicate.com
EIN: 39-4409496